like Oedipus; you're a blind motherfucker

like Oedipus; you're a blind motherfucker

Homer taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully

I tattooed Excalibur myself because I love him more than most people in the world

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

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Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes, I use lamps :) <3

ladies call me bill clinton because i do not have sexual relations with them

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