legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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thedevilstongue:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute


Lmfao

thedevilstongue:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

Lmfao

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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croisandwich:

is she alive

croisandwich:

is she alive

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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indlg0:

Share a Coke, let it be done.

indlg0:

Share a Coke, let it be done.