captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

"The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person’s soul until you find a crack, and then gently pour your love into that crack."
Keith Miller (via quotethat)

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

Wake up America

Wake up America

fohk:

ryan howard is everything

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

askingprincegumball:

yaminabearies:

screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

damn it Radio 2

I just learned a new method for business.

im not saying we SHOULD have sex but if you asked me I wouldn’t say no